Corrupt a wish game!

Granted, but now it looks like two upside down ns.

I wish for the last number of Pi.

Granted, but you can't tell anyone what it is!

I wish for pokemon to exis in our world!

Granted but they blow up everything

I wish for dinosaur bones

Granted, but they also came with a curse that'll eventually kill you.

I wish For the power to rule the world!

Granted, but after the nuclear war, nobody cares about the world. We live in space now.

I wish for two wishes.

Granted, but they'll somehow destroy your life through side effects once they're granted.

I wish I had psychic powers!

Granted, but because you're on a Pokemon forum, you become a psychic type, and the only moves that you learn are tackle and growl.

I wish for a red balloon that says 'yellow' in blue text.

Granted, but...
Dem Dogg floats with its air balloon.
SickSouls used Tackle, Dem Dogg's air balloon popped! Heheh

I wish for the perfect scrafty!
(in-game scrafty; can't kill me)

Granted but a flying or fighting type beats it every time (perfect or not)

I wish i was back in England

Granted, you are now in Eggland, but you drown in a runny egg. Wait, did you say England or Eggland? My bad.

I wish for a team of level 100 shiny Magikarps.

Granted but they all splash and destroy the entire pokemon world

I wish fairy type didn't exist

Granted but now your stuck with the bubble type which still beats dragons...somehow

I wish for the bubble type to be real

Granted, but they soon all get blown away or popped. Hey, it's a bubble type. What did you expect?

I wish for the space type instead.

Granted, but this type has no effect on any of the other types, as it does not exist in our world.

I wish for a 'beast' type to exist!

Granted, but they are too wild and cannot be caught.

I wish for the Pokeball containing our God, ARCEUS.

Granted but it doesn't open

I wish I was a transformer

Granted but you are a ditto doomed to spend the rest of your life in the daycare...

I wish for a solid gold magikarp.

Granted… but… it… disappeared… uh… I didn't take it… stop looking at me like that…

I wish that my wishes actually WORKED for once!
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3v2rhu/

Granted but somewhere in the world Keanu wishes that no wishes work again...oops

I wish I could spend all night playing Skylanders today

Granted… wait, you wanna play it tonight TODAY? What, both at the same time?
Dem Dogg is confused! It hurt itself in it's confusion!

I wish for a full restore. It's Dialga's fault.

Granted, but the foe used embargo, so you can't use it.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse!

Granted but your the only the only zombie stuck on a island by yourself

I wish for a helicopter

Granted but it has no rotors so can't fly

I wish for a space shuttle

Granted but it has no engine and can't fly

I wish for a day to be 25 hours long

Granted but u sleep an hour longer

I wish for a water bed