Corrupt a wish game!

Granted but its SO effective, it starts to kill off your organs.

I wish I never had to sleep and never grew tired.

Granted, you are dead.

I wish Aura would come up with a new wish, he keep using this one.

Granted, but now everyone else uses that wish. Including me.

I wish I never had to sleep and never grew tired. What's that? Aurath already wished for that? I told you that this would happen, did I not?

GiantWhirlpool wrote:

Granted, you are dead.

I wish I never had to poop. Therefore, I want the ability to live a healthy full life, without toilet trips. Whoo! Gonna save me a fortune on toilet paper.

Granted, rather than expelling used food via pooping, you instead throw up once a day to compensate.

I wish for a new gear lever for my motorbike.

Granted but it causes your Bike to blow up

I wish i had Infamous Second son (I am watching a video right now and it is AWESOME)

(hmm its impossible to blow a bike up via the gearbox..... you can only ruin the clutch.) Granted, but the disk is one tiny, deep scratch, once you get past the opening the game crashes due to the scratch.

I wish people would be more imaginative. Blowing up stuff without good reason is getting boring

Granted, but be warned some nincumpoop will screw it up.
I wish u could be paid for sleeping.

Granted, but you get fired for sleeping on the job.

I wish that my left hand was actually my right hand.

Granted, but it gets chopped off so it can be experimented on.

I wish for some more tea leaves.

Granted, but said tea leaves have been laced with cyanide without your knowledge. Enjoy, I hear it adds flavour.

I wish that I could breathe fire like Godzilla could.

granted, but it shows u get attacked by a hamster in the near future.

I wish for food (im hungry and i cant get up!)

Granted but They blow up... JK... they are Poisened

I wish i that i had the "mercer" Virus

Mercer? MERCER?! Mmkay going off of what my cousin taught me, first of all, it's a bacteria, second of all, it's spelled MRSA, third of all, it's unaffected by antibiotics.

Have fun dying, I guess, I really don't need to change much.

I wish for fifty, shiny, working, and perfect pens that I can use and that have no fault in anyway and are also indestructible.

Granted... there all up your butt.

I wish that my water bottle never needed to be refilled.

(i was talking about the virus from prototype)

Granted But it fills with Mud

I wish that i had a plate full of grilled Magikarp (Carp)

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ WHAT?! THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! HOW DID SUCH A LUDICROUS IDEA EVEN FORM IN YOUR MIND IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Ahem. What I was trying to say is that your wish is granted.

But you see, the grilled Magikarp was just a decoy. Your feeble mind stands no chance against the average Magikarp, and they have escaped back to my fishing shack where we continue to plan our master plan. When we fisherman and our fish Pokemon take over the world, you and all of the other impotent 'Karp eating wannabes will be the first to go.
ΚαΓριδμς ÇΓξω for life.

I wish to pass go and collect $200

granted but the monopoly man mugs you afterwards and takes it

i wish to get a nice house on park avenue

Granted, but I show up later and kill you, and then move into your house.

What? Park Avenue houses are expensive. What's an anthropomorphic lizard monster supposed to do?

I wish for everyone in the news media, like Fox News, CNN, etc., to forget about Earth's day/night cycle.

Granted but that causes Extreme Chaos

I wish i Knew where Dem's fishing shack was so i could put an end to his plans (DARK TYPES SHALL RULE)

Granted, but my normal type army is standing guard, gl

I wish my sprained toe was fixed, it hurts and makes walking difficult.

Granted, but now your whole foot is broken.

I wish for a softer mattress.

granted but it is made of Feraligator skin

I wish That all armys were destroyed beside Dark, ghost, and poison

Granted, now all the other armies form one giant force and decimate those few that didn't join, its lead by the ultimate strength, the normal types.

I wish to see my gf, its bee too long.

Granted, but she's holding my hand hehehe. Ah, fine, granted, but she's being held in the strong arms of Captain America while she kisses his cheek and says goodbye to you forever. Hey, you asked for it.

I wish for the ability to reproduce asexually ._.