The Random Game!

What? Everyone likes games.

Obejctives:
-Please SickSouls.
-To be as random/crazy as possible.

Rules:
-You have to have at least 3 words that can connect in a sentence or question, comprehensibly.
-Keep it PG-13, that said, innuendos is the limit.
-Be creative, please.

Example:
.... Okay, this surprisingly difficult... Ahem, I like to swim with 5 tamed purple one-eyed-panthers (yes,  purple panthers, deal with it) inside a giant bottle of vodka right after stealing baby earlobes.

(I tried, hopefully you can do better than this. *stares at Dem and Df*)

I don't entirely get what I'm supposed to do now… but Lamar does. And after the car fell, yellow didn't see without the binoculars. Go find the binoculars yellow. To bad I asked yellow, huh Lamar? Your momma won't be proud.

I don't really get this forum game, but hey, crazy is my middle name. Well, my online one. I'm DemCRAZYone. And what I wrote looks random enough to me. Just tell me if I did something wrong, yea?

Yes, Dem, that was beautiful, perfect! xD

My friend Peter the pickle and I went scuba diving in south carolina with a shiny Western Gastrodon and his beautiful companion, Rex the Lanturn... It was then that, Theresa the Miltank attacked Rex in a jealous fit; Peter attempted to intervene whilst I swam back to shore, watching as thunder bellowed from the sky, once in shore, I summoned the god of the sea, Kingdra the... Taco destroyer... I did enough xD

Jon go get a Green Car That is Red That can talk in swedish

*Scrafty Hi Jump Kicks red-green Swedish car thing.

This one time I battled a black guy dressed as Gandalf the Grey while he recited the dialogue from The Big Lebowski backwards in order to summon the dark lord of dancing panda bears named Phil using only a broken lemonade bottle and a ballpoint pen.

That good enough for you?

Come, little children, come with me, safe and happy, you will be, away from home, now let us run with Hypno, you'll have so much fun, oh little children please don't cry, Hypno won't hurt a fly.

Say what you will, that changed the way I see Hypno entirely.

Hmm, why shouldn't I give this a try...

As spoken through the codes of zero's and one's, an electrical current derived from the very fabrication of the world, and within the eyesight of Orion as it rests within the house of the rising sun-the trailing shadows cast by the great light in which the corrupt slink behind in a surreptitious regard, is only the plausible philosophical rendition of why Hypno steals children and takes them to his mancave.

*bows*

"You've got it set to M for 'Mini', when it should be set to W for 'Wumbo'!"

"Patrick I don't think Wumbo is a real word."

"Ohh, come on, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing..."

"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me"

"... Wumbology, the study of Wumbo; it's first grade, Spongebob!"

"Ah ha ha. So it must be... Shall we begin?"

"Ugh... Haven't you learned? No matter how often we fight, it will end
the same..."

"My, my. Aren't you plucky? Same fight, same outcome... You are
precisely correct. And...that...is...why..."

"BRO-CCOLI!"


"Lovely green hat, wouldn't you say?"

"Wha-What?!

"Dear O'Chunks! So strong, yet so very dim! A child could learn his
attack patterns. As such, I requested a few sprouts from my
acquaintance to liven him up a touch. I call the boy "O'Cabbage"!
Don't be shy, O'Cabbage! Introduce yourself!"


"CAB-BAGE!"


"Ah ha ha. Simply adorable. Now remember, kids: eat your vegetables to
grow big! Except in this case, a veggie will eat YOU! Have fun, now!
Ciao!"

What... Where is that from?

Also, "PASTA!" Viva la Italia haha.

It's from Super Paper Mario Somewhere in the fifth chapter of the story, Dimentio is sooo hardcore.

Man, I haven't played that game in forever. I need to go back and play it from start to finish, because I stopped playing it before I reached the end. Now that I think of it, SPM was probably one of the best Mario games I've ever played.

Well anyway, back on topic, I guess I'll post another video game one.
"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"

"All these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face."

Toad: "Thank you mario but our princes is in another castle" 
Mario: "HAAADOUUKEENNN

Shout out to my best minion MetaMost for always doing his best to please his creator. Thank you, Meta! For being a true friend and shipping me a Ds charger when a vicious chihuahua ate mine!

You're one of the good ones, and I'll return the favor! I love you, man :'(