Rhyme Game

Alright, this game is relatively simple. Each person must rhyme with the last word in the last sentence of whoever posted above them.
And the word 'orange' is banned. Because I know someone will try it. As well as any other word that does not have a rhyme.

So I'll start:

A pretentious fraud may postulate a mannerism alien or disrelished by himself.

Okay, so find a rhyme for "himself", then post another sentence with a new rhyme~!

The poor young man stared at the café, at the members of Wealth~ :3

What he didn't know was that it was detrimental to his health.   

Its time for some Enka rap to brighten the mood, yo yo.

Don't rap quite so hard, you'll lose your flow!

Whatever happened to the tales of old, before the dragons and sirens of myth relinquished from storybooks?

It was never far from the truth, destroyed from the pirate hooks.

Water falls sky, sparkle gleam light

And her stood Arceus in all his glorious might!

Centuries pass and we still stand strong,

And a man stood tall, his name was Wong.

He dictated to all that his time was short,

But could't make it stuck on transport

Altered time dont fly just float by

Long sleeve shirt and a little bow tie.

Struggling to breathe, the air is so thin,

His going numb, he sees the grin of Rumpelstiltskin

Now trapped in darkness of satin black, his now prisoner of the Dark ones attack

Despite his greatest efforts, mad skills does he lack.

There's only one hero that can turn this tide,