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[PN] Dark Lord Dark/Psychic Elite 4
Posts : 626 Join date : 2013-11-27 Age : 34 Location : Centre of the Earth
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:50 pm | |
| Granted, but they lower his speed massively and change his ability to white smoke.
I wish I could have more time to myself.
(True while you would have access to magic, you would be unable to kill dragons to grow stronger. Meaning to learn more words of power you would have to meditate on the words for long amounts of time. Also Having no one to teach you more about magic in this world your magic would be limited. Being different you would likely be hunted and killed to see if you power could be unlocked by other humans.... isn't our world just the greatest) | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:24 pm | |
| Granted, have fun living in isolation for all eternity.
I wish I would stop humming the Twilight Zone theme as I read through these posts. | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:47 pm | |
| Granted, now your humming Friday
I wish I knew what to wish for | |
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Dem Magikarp Angling Moderator
Posts : 635 Join date : 2013-05-06 Age : 100 Location : Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:46 am | |
| Granted, but you already wasted your wish on wishing that you knew what to wish for, so now you can't wish for that wish. What a mouthful.
I wish for a black box with an orange button on it. | |
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[PN] Dark Lord Dark/Psychic Elite 4
Posts : 626 Join date : 2013-11-27 Age : 34 Location : Centre of the Earth
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:58 am | |
| Granted, but when you push the button your blown up.
I with I had more jammy Dodgers | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:57 am | |
| Granted but they're invisible
I wish I knew what those were | |
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Envidira Poison Gym Leader
Posts : 191 Join date : 2013-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Chillin' in Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:08 pm | |
| Granted, but shortly after you learn what they are, you are involved in an accident that gives you serious head trauma, and you forget. I wish I had a spork. But not just any spork. The best spork money can buy. | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:26 pm | |
| Granted, its made out of poop
I wish my head trauma to be healed completely | |
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[PN] Dark Lord Dark/Psychic Elite 4
Posts : 626 Join date : 2013-11-27 Age : 34 Location : Centre of the Earth
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:59 pm | |
| Granted... they so by chopping of your head from your neck.
I wish For Log Horizon to get started on season 2. | |
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Dem Magikarp Angling Moderator
Posts : 635 Join date : 2013-05-06 Age : 100 Location : Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:00 am | |
| Granted, but it's got no relation to the original because it's set in an alternate universe, where Elder Tale is actually a… a uh… ooh, a pong remake! Yea! I can see it now… Watch 25 entire episodes about Shiroe hitting a ball away! It's action pact, I swear! Watch it! Pleeeease!
I wish everyone actually put effort into their granted sentence(s), instead of just something stupid that has no relevance and makes you slap your own face, or hit it against the nearest wall. | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:04 am | |
| Granted, there are now no walls to hit your head with nor hands to slap with.
I wish for the USA to lose its debt, its embarrassing. | |
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Bluest Ivy Juggler
Posts : 71 Join date : 2014-06-03 Location : King's Landing
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:33 pm | |
| Granted, but due to a series of unfortunate events the economy has crumbled leaving the world in a crippling economic depression with the US to blame
I wish for a 4.0 this semester | |
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pokeprincess Bug Catcher
Posts : 35 Join date : 2014-05-15 Age : 34 Location : Saffron City Kanto
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:36 pm | |
| granted but you get a 3.0 next semester i wish i could go to sleep right now lol | |
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Bluest Ivy Juggler
Posts : 71 Join date : 2014-06-03 Location : King's Landing
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:39 pm | |
| Granted but you never wake up, a la sleeping beauty
I wish my phone was fully charged right now | |
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pokeprincess Bug Catcher
Posts : 35 Join date : 2014-05-15 Age : 34 Location : Saffron City Kanto
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:58 pm | |
| awww dang now i need a prince charming and my husband aint home XD lol granted but your charger breaks after it charged so now you can't charge it anymore i wish my husband was home and brought me home fajitas yummy fajitas XD | |
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Siris The Angel Of Death Psychic
Posts : 195 Join date : 2014-02-08 Age : 23 Location : Behind You
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:55 pm | |
| granted but they explode
i wish i was a half-Human half-Zoroark Hybrid | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:56 pm | |
| Man we need some better twists that "it exploads" Granted, now you are a black woman with weird hair
I wish for an endless bag of unexploading, completely safe, delicious reeses peanut butter cups that will never go bad, nor get me fat. | |
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Bluest Ivy Juggler
Posts : 71 Join date : 2014-06-03 Location : King's Landing
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:06 pm | |
| Granted, but the reason they dont get you fat because you can't eat them you can only share them
I wish i could turn invisible whenever i needed with complete control over the ability | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:18 pm | |
| Nice...didnt think of that
granted, you not actually invisible, eveyone just forget you exist
I wish I had the same bag of reeses but I could also eat them | |
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Bluest Ivy Juggler
Posts : 71 Join date : 2014-06-03 Location : King's Landing
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:29 pm | |
| granted but they're the only thing you can ever eat, eventually you're teeth fall out in rot and still you must use your gums to eat them.
I wish to be the very best like no one ever was | |
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GiantWhirlpool Champion
Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:03 pm | |
| Okay, because no one ever was your arent actually any better but you dont know that
I wish for a pony | |
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pokeprincess Bug Catcher
Posts : 35 Join date : 2014-05-15 Age : 34 Location : Saffron City Kanto
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:16 pm | |
| granted but it explodes XD lol jk granted but it kicks you in the face knocking you out cold i wish i lived in japan | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:28 pm | |
| Maybe this is in poor taste, but granted. You live in Nagasaki, August 9, 1945. Enjoy!
I wish that shows like Honey Boo Boo didn't exist, and that in their place Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan documentaries reigned supreme. Oh, and make the history channel actually about history, while you're at it. | |
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SickSouls Fighting/Electric Elite 4
Posts : 1219 Join date : 2013-05-26 Age : 28 Location : Melancholy Hill
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:52 pm | |
| When do you ever show proper humor?
Grabted, but they're not available on Netflix... Do you have cable? You know what, they are not available on cable either. The only way to watch them is at Snookie's house.
I wish, I wish, upon a ... Dragon scale thing, that Disney made a sequel to the Incredibles and a TV series for Mulan. | |
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Dem Magikarp Angling Moderator
Posts : 635 Join date : 2013-05-06 Age : 100 Location : Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish game! Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:32 am | |
| Granted, but the sequel… wait for it… it explodes! Mwahahaha! Wait… that doesn't make any sense. Okay, the second Incredibles is given a low budget, so the story is so bad that you cry and the voice acting is so horribly done that you keep crying. As for the Mulan TV series… well, it was only released in German. (Unless of course you actually speak German, in that case it's Korean) Sorry, but that's the rule of the game. That, and I didn't like Mulan.
I wish that… wait, hold on a second… I wish that I won't know how to speak French. If I say that, you can't grant that, right? | |
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