The friend game!

Envidira. Deal with it.

If you had to pick a person to drag to hell, who would it be?

Pidgey. Because you know, they're everywhere. Like little winged rats of piddling XP.

What trivial achievement are you most proud of?

Hmmm, uh.....baking a pie. I know, lame xD

What was the first video game you ever played?

Sonic the hedgehog 2 for the saga megadrive XD

I'm a trained Chef... so if you had the chance, what would you have me cook for you?

Eggs. Believe it or not, I'd want you to cook me an egg.

What makes you better than the next person? As in the average person. Note that I said better, not different.

My ego. It's amazing.

What's the toughest thing for you to deal with?

Getting up in the morning without having to have sis literally drag me out of bed.

In the event you were going to die tomorrow, what would you spend your last day doing?

Drinking tea, relaxing and playing some games.... after all your long dead!

If you had to spend the rest of your life only able to watch one film, which would it be?

That's a good question. There are a lot of movies I'd watch for the rest of my life....but I'd have to say either V for Vendetta, The Nightmare Before Christmas, or Mulan.

What is your inner elemental power?

Um, elemental as inner elemental... Let's go with fire.

What is the sweetest way to get back at someone who has done you wrong? I swear if I get pun as an answer...

Pun-ish them of course... (Burly totally will bite at the bait.)

Srsly, it depends on the crime. Sometimes it's just as simple as moving on and living happily without another thought about them. Other times it involves superglue and important appliances. Or, at worst, 7307W4K1 (only not in 1337, and don't type it out, please, and use a proxy server from a public cafe).


Who would win - Batman or Mecha Streissand?

Batman clearly... cause if a giant MOTH could beat it then imagine what a giant bat will do....


Bryan Mills .... VS .... John McClane
Who wins?

I'll go with John McClane. I liked that movie.

Do you even lift, bro? (Yes that's my question for you)

Every time I go to the... Naw, not going there. Weights are for chumps - real men go hiking!

What's the most frustrating game you've ever played?

The bro lifts sticks and backpacks, then? Man if love to go joking though.

Anywho, Destiny. Yes, I play Destiny, as if I didn't have enough haters, right? Trust me... You will break something after playing this game.... A full hour in a boss fight with two other players, under endless pressure and defeat, countless revive chains and obscene language for a legendary engram that resulted in... *deep breaths* forget it. Just. Destiny. I love/hate this game.

Do you really care what people have to say about you?

Yes, in that being fully informed is always the more desirable option. From some people, a poor opinion is an endorsement.

If you could have a giant lollypop all to yourself, what flavor would it be?

... Mint. No, strawberry. No, no, no, I want tacos.

This one took me longer than I'd like to admit. I never learned
the order of the months in English...

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

June :3
Obviously being English I know the months in order.

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and of course Rudoph

Whats the first sign that Christmas is on its way to you?
For me its when this advert comes on TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogetBqMgau0

With me it is the streets in town being laid with xmas banners.

And the answer to Soul's question: Johnny!! haha so many riddles like that

What if you'd lived in the days of great ships like Galleons and Frigates and Man-o-wars,
what would you have chosen? Pirate or Admiral in the Navy?

Pirate. Pirates are cool and I could tell sea shanties while raiding ships and stealing treasure. And alcohol. Alcohol is involved too, which is a plus.

What with the release of Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire...


Team Aqua or Team Magma? Which would you join?

Right on, Dialga! Say, you're pretty clever, that's the second riddle you solve.

Team Magma. Why? Because those uniforms are theeee sh*t. I mean, they get a hoodie with horns! Or kitty ears... And red is my favorite color, and fire my element.

Uh... I just wanted to talk about myself. Hmm. Questions. Questions. Questions. Do you ever... Complain about not having friend yet refuse to actually talk to people?

Team Aqua, of course. Freedom of the open seas and plundering booty! (Doesn't mean I still couldn't be a ninja.)

What's the most ridiculous thing that's knocked you over? I had a bluegill (small fish) ram my leg in a stream after I released it, making me slip and fall into the snowmelt creek.

@Cat Soup: Not at all, I'm a sociable person who likes conversation.

@Burly Bear: Other than tripping? From memory, it'd probably be a frisbee. My mate threw me a fast one, I wasn't prepared and got a faceful of flying disk. It was enough of a shock to knock me down. I remember it pretty well, even though it happened so many years ago. There's probably something more ridiculous, but that's all I can think of right now.

If you had to live in a city and you could never leave, where would you live?

The first pokemon I ever caught was probably a sentret.

Who is you fave pokemon character from the video games?