Corrupt a wish game!

I could have sworn I made a post on this yesterday…

Anyway, grant-wait, what the heck is Haribo??! *searches it up* uhhh…
Granted, but I don't know where to get them… so have this bag that can be filled with Haribo, but isn't yet.

I wish that I knew how to use splash! Ha, you're all screwed now!

granted, but the move failed

i wish rare candys existed in this world....

Granted but they taste so awful that nothing can swallow it to gain a level up

I wish for a dollar

Granted, but you set it on fire because you're a Charizard.

I wish for an exploding pop tart. Don't ask why.

Ha. Granted, but it has a timer of 40 years to explode.

I wish I was three inches taller. Don't Judge >.>

Granted but each of your fingers are an inch shorter

I wish for a fly dragon donut

Granted, but unfortunately, someone eats it. Bummer.

I wish for a dimension transporter. I want to visit an alternate dimension >.>

Granted. It's filled with giant spiders. And your device breaks upon arrival. Have fun!~

I wish for a robot that does everything I want and can never argue.

Granted, but it's 30 feet tall and speaks Japanese(not to be racist)! Mwuahaha! You'll waste a fortune in a storage for that thing!

Hmm... I wishfor the ability to feel auras! With no steel typing, please.

granted, but you lose all your other senses.

I wish for my eyes to be fixed....

Wish granted, but now your ears don't work.

I wish for a Fistful of Awesome (you won't know what I'm talking about unless you've gotten a Cadbury Favorites, so just click the link)

Granted but you have no eye color.
I wish for my Pokemon to come back(GC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Yeah, Gc is busy and I wanna keep playing. Hey, haven't seen on you lately, we should get together for some multi battles!

Anyways, granted but they come back with no memory of you, thus go back to the wild.

I wish I had an answer for every question.

Granted, but you can't tell anyone the answers.

I wish Pokemon Bank would come out.

Granted, but only in japan XD

I wish I could sleep

Granted, but no matter how hard you try, you can never wake up again...

I wish to be the Avatar. (I'm talking Avatar the Last Airbender, not the blue creature/humanoids from that movie...)

Granted, but every time you try to use some form of bending the element blows up.

I wish that I could go to Japan sooner than June.

Granted, but the planes engine fail just before take off and the airline refuses to refund your tickets or give you another date to fly.

I wish for a perfect IV'd Heatran

Granted but it's nicknamed 'poop'. And. And. It's hacked! Yeah.

I wish I knew all your secrets.
(You, in general, not you especially)

Granted, however the mixture of every secret causes you to go insane.

I wish for a time-traveling space cap.

granted but it forms a black hole

i wish that i was the dragonborn

Granted, however you don't have any weapons, and for some reason all dragons are intangible to you, so they can attack you, but you can't strike them. Bummer.

I wish I were a spy.

Granted, but it's only for a movie shoot.

I wish I had all seven Dragon Balls.

Granted, but the wish goes to someone else. Sucks for you!

I wish I had flying shoes.

Granted but they pull you into tarterous

I wish that Zoroark had a Mega

(also as the dragonborn i don't need weaopns i have MAGIC MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)