Corrupt a wish game!

Granted, your not French, your an umpa lumpa!

I wish to have the time to get the PWBA back on track.

Granted, you were just fired from your job

I wish for something blue

W-what? Why am I here? I was just in Pastoria Swamp sunbathing on a rock while blinking lazily and staring at mosquitoes buzzing by! What's going on?!

I wish I was back in Pastoria Swamp sunbathing on my rock.

That might of been the worst twist of a wish yet

Granted, now your on your rock in the sun

I wish for something else...something sweet.

Gah! Where am I?! I get that my tail meat is a bit sweet and delicious, but come on! Don't eat me, please!

I wish my tail could grow back at will.

Granted but it grow 300 times as long

I wish i had a better computer

Granted, you get just a very very basic computer and your old one burns out so now the new one is better!

I wish for a well paid job that doesn't need many hours.

Granted but the few hours you do work are hell. Consumed by stress, fatigue and utter exhaustion, you're forced to sleep the remainder of every day just to be able to work again the next day.

I wish my studies were over.

Granted, but now you work a menial office job living your life in a mundane routine constantly feeling trapped until your faced with the decision of either sticking with this mediocre lifestyle or taking additional studies for a much longer period of time.

I wish i could walk through walls

granted but you can no longer hug/touch any person anymore because you go right though them like a ghost

i wish to get more sleep at night

granted but your bed explodes :p

i wish i could see AND talk to ghosts ( I love bleach :p )

Sleeping beauty and her darn sleep! Granted, but from here and on, every day and year, the sun will never "rise" (technically it doesn't), thus leaving a world in sheer darkness until the very last form of living organism fades, all because you, you shellfish princess wanted to sleep more at night! Is this enough time to sleep jow? HUH? I'm just kidding, you're not a shellfish. Oh, but life will cease to exist on Earth so you can sleep more during the night time.

I wish I had the world's greatest butt. You heard me. Now get to it.

Ok my wish got corrupted twice XD lol

Ok for Siris granted but you can see and hear ghosts cause you are now a ghost but you don't know it

And for ss granted but now you break every chair you sit in cause your butt is to awesome for them XD lol

I wish to go on a vacation

Granted. Japan, Nagasaki, August 9, 1945, you get the gistt of it by mow.

I wish that I had even bluer scales.

Granted But they cause people to skin you for your pelt

I wish i was a Aura Guardian

Granted, however you die almost immediate due to...antiaura..people?

I wish my hunger would leave me alone a bit

Granted, but your need to POOP is so terrible, but when ever you try to go, you can't.

I wish the bathroom fitters would hurry up and finish the work so I can have a bloody shave.

granted but your shave literally becomes a bloody shave XD

i wish i had a bigger house

granted, you live in a mansion and your family spends hours apart in separate rooms only getting together to eat meals in silence with the occasional sniping at each other. you all grow to resent each other becoming strangers to the people you should be closest with.

i wish i found a billion dollars that i return to the police and after 90 days i get to claim it as my own tax free because i found it.

granted but it was stolen by the delivery guy.

I wish for bidoof.

Granted, but, but, Bidoof eats your Bidoof.

I VIOLENTLY WISH FOR WORLD PEACE! \m/

Granted! However! The world can't handle that much peace, thus implodes.

I could use an owl. A talking owl. Better make it purple.

Granted! Now it watches you sleep and eats all your food and supplies until you go bankrupt.

I wish for a balloon that would never pop!

Granted but its impossible to blow up in... so its just a bit of useless rubber.

I wish that my ability to battle would improve.

Granted, but now nobody battles anymore and trading is the main activity between trainers, thus rendering your skills useless.

I wish for an immune system that was fifty times stronger.