Nocturne's Conspiracy Corner

Bird Keeper Posts : 41 Join date : 2014-06-08 Age : 24

Hello friends. Before we get into things, know this: I am NOT crazy. I'm enlightened.

Ask me about a (pokemon) conspiracy, and I'll debunk it with my "enlightened" opinion.

Coincidnce? I THINK NOT

(Also, if I posted this in the wrong area I'll move it.)

Hoopa Update: I started researching Hoopa. I'll try to post info leading uo to its release. I do agree that the rings you enter to get legendaries look like Hoopa's rings. It has been said Hoopa uses its rings to transport things. Even islands. Concidence? I THINK NOT.

I mean LOOOK at those rings!

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Champion Posts : 353 Join date : 2014-05-17 Age : 27

Heres the first conspiracy theory, is DF really a Feraligatr?

Bird Keeper Posts : 41 Join date : 2014-06-08 Age : 24

GiantWhirlpool wrote:: Heres the first conspiracy theory, is DF really a Feraligatr?

No! He's an imposter! I fail to see how a Feraligatr could type!

Also, pretty sure there are no electrical outlets/wifi in a swamp. HA!

Subject: Re: Nocturne's Conspiracy Corner Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:06 pm

Well a Feraligatr has fingers and last time I saw him he had a monocle, therefore smarter than your average Feraligtr. He could move to the city and find himself a decent job leading to his own little crib with wifi.

Is Clefable Gengar's shadow? Wait. It's vice versa, Gengar is Clefable's shadow?

Bird Keeper Posts : 41 Join date : 2014-06-08 Age : 24

Cat Soup wrote:: Well a Feraligatr has fingers and last time I saw him he had a monocle, therefore smarter than your average Feraligtr. He could move to the city and find himself a decent job leading to his own little crib with wifi.

Is Clefable Gengar's shadow? Wait. It's vice versa, Gengar is Clefable's shadow?

I thought so at first, but then I remembered Haunter/Ghastly.

So, no I don't believe so.

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CONSPIRACY!

(Edit) (sorry for the short reply, I was in a hurry.)

Subject: Re: Nocturne's Conspiracy Corner Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:26 pm

GIRATINA IS THE DEVIL FOR HAVING SIX WINGS AND SIX LEGS AND SIX NIPPLES.

Bird Keeper Posts : 41 Join date : 2014-06-08 Age : 24

Cat Soup wrote:: GIRATINA IS THE DEVIL FOR HAVING SIX WINGS AND SIX LEGS AND SIX NIPPLES.

In theory, yes.

Also, if anyone has "aquired" a Hoopa I would like one. FOR SCIENCE

Subject: Re: Nocturne's Conspiracy Corner Mon May 11, 2015 11:08 pm

Does Drifloon really kidnap children?

Bird Keeper Posts : 41 Join date : 2014-06-08 Age : 24

xXTheWhiteWraithXx wrote:: Does Drifloon really kidnap children?

Of course!

It uses cuteness as a means to take the children, and replace them with ROBOT CLONES!

Which, in turn, are used to spread Drifloon Communsim!

Subject: Re: Nocturne's Conspiracy Corner Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:21 pm

What? XD

Hey, how about Hypno? He really does kidnap children, right? What does he do with them? In his lullaby he states that he won't harm them.

Bird Keeper Posts : 41 Join date : 2014-06-08 Age : 24

SickSouls wrote:: What? XD

Hey, how about Hypno? He really does kidnap children, right? What does he do with them? In his lullaby he states that he won't harm them.

He takes their souls, and gives them an education.

That's where lawyers come from.

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