The Would You Rather Game!

So this game is really simple. The person above you asks a "would you rather" question, with two choices. You answer said question, and then ask a new one. A bit like the friend game. I'll start.

Would you rather listen to Friday every second for your entire life, or never be allowed to play Pokèmon again?

Friday

would you rather get eaten by a feraligatr or slowly charred by a typhlosian

Eaten. I'd assume he could eat me in one bite. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll just swallow me.

Would you rather be shipped to an oxygen-depraved galaxy and forced to bear eternal suffocation(from which you never actually die, you just feel like you're suffocating) or be forced to replace your teeth with toothpicks and eat a steak?

I'd pick the oxygen-deprived galaxy, since you'd get used to it after a while.

Would you rather jump off of a building, with the absolute certainty that you will break one of your legs, or get a tattoo of Justin Bieber on your face?

I'd much rather jump off a building.
At least my leg will heal.

Would you rather spend eternity trying to solve the answer to the meaning of life while tapdancing to Rebecca Black, or be sent to a cannibalistic (homo sapien) galaxy.

Okay, so spent like fifteen minutes (one thing lead to another ) trying to find out what a homo sapien galaxy means... All I know, is that I'm cool with hono sapiens and that cannibalism sounds like rainbows compared to tap dancing for the rest of my life.

I don't know. Would you rather eat the same cheeseburger for a week or stay absolute still for an entire day?

Uh, I'd much rather eat the same cheeseburger for a week. I've done it before xD

Oh gosh I dunno...Would you rather have an amulet that allows you to see ghosts, and they can harm or help you in any way, or would you rather have an amulet that keeps you blind from any ghosts, thus protecting you from such.

I want the amulet. My life is boring without ghosts, honestly to whom would I confide if not for my awesome ghosts friends? And they can help me! And be harmful as well... But they can help me!

Would you rather wake up with the ability to speak any one language you wish, or the ability to speak to every animal?

The language I wish. Definitely. THEN AGAIN. People are in fact, animals....thus that answer can be manipulated B)

Would you rather fall from space, only to find your parachute was faulty, or would you rather be launched into space, only to learn you'll be forced to live there, and eventually run out of oxygen...

I'd rather fall. At least then I can do an epic scream before my splat.

Would you rather give your Pokemon games to the hands of a good friend who is really bad at taking care of things or to a complete stranger?

Honestly, why does everyone have such an awesome signature in here? Looking at you, Omac. Glad to see you didn't quit...

And this one is actually a good reasonable question. Hmm. Would I rather give my game to my incompetent friend, Josh the Feraligatr or to a stranger... Ahahaha, Joshy, of course! At least he'll be around to return the favor!

Would you rather have a boy or girl?
(I just wanted an excuse to compliment Omac's signature...)

Thanks I actually made it myself. I just use pic-monkey but sometimes I can get my hands on Adobe Photoshop.

I'd rather have a boy because I'd have more experience. Kind of...

Would you rather have the most amazing food in the world... sit across from you for three hours or eat something you despise for thirty seconds?

A wild Omac appears! Welcome back buddy!

I'd eat the food I despise for 30 seconds. I wouldn't be able to wait the 3 hours, and 30 seconds isn't too long.

Okay, let's see here… hmm. Would you rather be rich, alone and hated by all, or to love and be loved as a poor man*? (Who, by the way, is poor no matter what. I make the rules here)

*Or woman, whatever floats your boat.

I'd rather be the rich man alone, because with my money I could hire people to kill my enemies. Besides, I can finally get that soft serve ice cream machine installed in my kitchen!

Would you rather be forced to wear Lady Gaga's meat dress for a year, or Miley Cyrus' unwashed panties for a year? You can thank my sister for this diabolical idea.

Well that's strange I don't see suicide as an answer... I'm going to have to turn down the meat dress. It expires. At least when I'm done with the terrible Miley thing.. I can sell it on ebay!

Would you rather have the strongest Pokemon in the world but when they faint, their dead or weak Pokemon that always live on an inch of health?

strongest. my pokemans rarely faint

would you rather... Be a dead cop that knows where his killer is or a live cop that has no leads whatsoever (got this from the "Murdered: Soul Suspect" Game

I'd rather have no leads... but it's like where in the end I'll end up the other cop ironically

Would you rather date one of Kanto gym leaders (Like Misty or Erika or Surge) or one of the Kalos leaders?

Hmmm....ALL THE MALE GYM LEADERS ARE EITHER REALLY OLD OR REALLY YOUNG.
Come on man.
Can we pick E4? Because then I'd pick Siebold x.x
Fine, I'll go les for Misty. Duh.

Would you rather be forced to entertain small blind and deaf children for all of eternity, or be forced to only be able to travel by doing the worm?

It depends if they leave me alone after a time if that is a possiblity.

Would you rather live with an Ice type pokemon in a glacier or a fire type pokemon in a volcano?

I'll just take Taylor Swift and all the time in the world. Seriously, immortality.

I'll just live in Middle Earth. I'm going to be an elf.
And Harry Potter.
I'll do both.
I don't care about anything else.
Okay.
Maybe speak any language in the world.
And play any instrument well.

I wanna be a flying ninja musician with endless amounts of time, pizza and Krispy Kreme who can speak to animals and has a bankload of cash.

Yea, that's the life I've needed.

My even newerfound musician skills will be like no other once I've mastered every instrument.