Don't worry, it's just pokemon breeding services.
Bring me any HA pokemon I don't have and I'll breed you a 5IV-6IV one with the Nature and Egg Moves of your choice. In a semi-timely fashion. This all depends on how busy I am.
Here's my trade bait! Babies come named to your desire and with necessary IVs.
Bagon - Sheer Force (Moxie Salamence) - Dragon Dance
Bulbasaur - Chlorophyll - Giga Drain
Charmander - Solar Power - Outrage, Dragon Pulse, Dragon Dance, Flare Blitz
Chimchar - Iron Fist - Fire Punch, Thunder Punch
Cotonee - Prankster - Encore, Switcheroo
Dratini - Marvel Scale (Multiscale Dragonite) - Dragon Dance, Extreme Speed
Drilbur - Mold Breaker
Durant - Truant
Duskull - X - Pain Split
Deino - X - Earth Power, Dark Pulse
Dwebble - Weak Armor
Eevee - Anticipation - Stored Power, Wish
Froakie - Protean
Frillish - X - Acid Armor
Gastly - X - Clear Smog
Gligar - Immunity (Poison Heal Gliscor)
Heracross - Moxie - Rock Blast
Houndour - X - Destiny Bond
Larvesta - X - Morning Sun
Lileep - Storm Drain - Recover, Mirror Coat
Marill - X - Belly Drum, Aqua Jet, Superpower
Mienfoo - X - Knock Off
Mudkip - X - Avalanche, Yawn
Magikarp - Rattled (Moxie Gyarados)
Poliwag - Swift Swim (Drizzle Politoed)
Porygon - Analytic
Pinsir - Moxie - Feint, Superpower
Rhyhorn - X - Thunder Fang, Fire Fang
Snorunt - Moody (Cursed Body Froslass) - Block
Spiritomb - Infiltrator - Pain Split
Sableye - Prankster - Sucker Punch, Metal Burst, Recover
Slowpoke - Regenerator
Shellos - Storm Drain - Stockpile, Clear Smog
Shellder - X - Icicle Spear, Rock Blast, Rapid Spin
Snivy - X - Mirror Coat
Snivy - Contrary - Glare
Skarmory - Weak Armor - Stealth Rock, Guard Swap
Sneasel - Pickpocket - Fake Out, Icicle Crash
Tangela - Regenerator - Giga Drain
Turtwig - Shell Armor - Stockpile, Grassy Terrain
Totodile - Sheer Force - Aqua Jet, Ice Punch, Crunch
Togepi - X - Nasty Plot
Tyrunt - X - Fire Fang, Ice Fang, Thunder Fang, Dragon Dance
Treecko - Unburden - Synthesis, Leech Seed, Crunch, Dragon Breath
Vulpix - Drought
Venipede - Speed Boost
Yamask - X - Toxic Spikes