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Dem Magikarp Angling Moderator
Posts : 635 Join date : 2013-05-06 Age : 100 Location : Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:32 am | |
| Wh-VINEY PARTS??! Oh right… wrong page Vayatii. Multiple attempts have been made to cook a Tyranitar, but most result in dead chefs. Scientist have studied Tyranitar meat, but in conclusion they are rock hard and impossible to eat. Anyway, NOW someone do a Pikachu | |
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Siris The Angel Of Death Psychic
Posts : 195 Join date : 2014-02-08 Age : 23 Location : Behind You
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:31 pm | |
| you cook pikachu at 50 degrees celsius and eat for an electricfying dinner now cutting needed just a roastig spit
arceus | |
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Envidira Poison Gym Leader
Posts : 191 Join date : 2013-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Chillin' in Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:47 pm | |
| I was reading the first page and saw tangela -_-
Arceus? skin it and then grill the meat. (may wanna add a bit of pepper though | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:30 pm | |
| Envi... Arceus is god. OUR god nonetheless. How do you expect to kill GOD? And you forgot to say something...
Meh... Greninja. | |
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[PN] dialga Dragon Gym Leader
Posts : 873 Join date : 2013-06-10 Age : 34 Location : South Africa
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:00 am | |
| Frog legs anyone?
Registeel | |
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Dem Magikarp Angling Moderator
Posts : 635 Join date : 2013-05-06 Age : 100 Location : Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:29 am | |
| Envi, how do you know how to cook ARCEUS?! *the world starts crumbling away and fire starts raining from the sky* oh… right…
Registeel… let's see… melt it and fill something with a lid about 3/4 of the way with the melted Registeel. Fill the rest with water. Shake, or if there's no lid, even though I TOLD YOU TO GET ONE, stir quickly with a spoon. Or your arm. Or a shoe. Whatever you feel like. Then, pour into a cup, or a mug, again I don't really care. Add 2 teaspoons of sugar, and a drop or two of Vanillite essence. Stir with a spoon, or a book, or the Force, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU DO IT. Okay, I think it's done… drink it, it should taste like… UGH! METAL AND SUGARY WATER! Scrap that idea, I'm going back to cooking food, 'cause this drink is disgusting! I'm absolutely HOPELESS at making drinks… that and probably the fact that it's half past one in the morning…
Okay, someone cook Gyarados. They deserve to be eaten for evolving from majestic GODS to weak flying fish-serpent things. Seriously Gyarados. Go drown yourself. Wait, they're water type… CENSORED. Okay, I'm going to sleep before I go insane. | |
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Siris The Angel Of Death Psychic
Posts : 195 Join date : 2014-02-08 Age : 23 Location : Behind You
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:52 pm | |
| slow roast it on a spit after cutting of the head and tail if you can and eat after it has turned a light brown or eat raw as sushi dialga | |
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SickSouls Fighting/Electric Elite 4
Posts : 1219 Join date : 2013-05-26 Age : 28 Location : Melancholy Hill
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:31 pm | |
| But Dialga is our friend... (it's indestructible, come on, steel and dragon. You don't get to cook it)
Talonflame e.e | |
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Envidira Poison Gym Leader
Posts : 191 Join date : 2013-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Chillin' in Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:20 pm | |
| I just realized Vayatii was on my account when he decided to make a meal of Arceus....that was not me guys xD Talonflame. Bird is my specialty Pheasant and Dumplings Serves 6-8. Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 2 hours BROTH 6-8 Talonflame or the wings and carcass. Salt 2 carrots, chopped 2 celery stalks, chopped 1 large onion, chopped 1/2 a parsnip, or 1 small parsnip 2 Flabebe flowers 2 teaspoons dried Exeggutor leaves 1 ounce dried mushrooms (any kind) DUMPLINGS 2 cups cake flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons melted butter 3/4 cup Miltank Milk First, you're going to want to pluck all of the feathers off. You truly don't want that getting in your way. Be sure to wear special fire resistant gloves;it'll be hot. Start with the broth, mix everything in and set at a boil for about five minutes, adding in a few dumplings at a time. Let cook for a few hours on low, stirring occasionally. Meat will be tender, along with the veggies. Let simmer for fifteen minutes once removed from the heat, and wa-la! That's how you prepare a Talonflame. Hmm....How would one eat a Scrafty? | |
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SickSouls Fighting/Electric Elite 4
Posts : 1219 Join date : 2013-05-26 Age : 28 Location : Melancholy Hill
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:10 am | |
| You can't eat it because reasons. Okay, you can't because it has this really awesome, super great, tough, stretchy skin.
Eat a Feraligatr instead. | |
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I-B Loomin Bug Catcher
Posts : 39 Join date : 2014-09-23 Location : Baltimore, Maryland, USA
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:13 pm | |
| fry for 20 mins, add some olive oil, and uve got some tangela spagghetti.
beartic | |
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I-B Loomin Bug Catcher
Posts : 39 Join date : 2014-09-23 Location : Baltimore, Maryland, USA
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:14 pm | |
| ah fudge responded to the wrong one e.e
still beartic | |
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