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PostSubject: Pokemon Meals   Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:47 pm

It no secret that people eat pokemon (remember those delicious slowpoke tails you couldn't afford in gold and sliver). Obviously though not every pokemon is edible. So here is the game. The first person gives a pokemon then you say whether it can be eaten or not. If it can be eaten then list a meal it could be used in it. If not state a reason why it can't be eaten.

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First person: Farfetch'd

Second person: Farfetch'd drum sticks

Magenton

Third person: you can't eat a magenton. It's made of metal how do you plan on chopping it up. Much less chewing it.

Get it? Good!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:33 pm

Oddish lettuce(what,don't look at me.)
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:42 pm

Oddish is full of posion powder youll die within seconds!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:58 pm

Mew will only show it's self to a pure hearted person and face it if you have a pure heart you don't have any plans on eating such a rare pokemon.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:12 pm

Remove tongue and tail, marinate in barbecue sauce for about 2 hours, let cool for about 20 minutes and you have yourself some appetizing Feraligatr tail and tongue.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:19 pm

CLeffa, just eat that piece of crap raw

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:09 am

pull its long sloppy tongue really forcefully. This will give you all the tender meat and eyeballs. Fine to eat raw.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:22 pm

Cut it's tail off and cook it till it's nice and tasty and cook it's Organs and enjoy!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:36 pm

Remove all the crap,put some deordorant and and eat the poop

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:43 pm

You can't eat charizard. It's on fire when its alive how do you plan on cooking it?

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:04 pm

Too many toxins to safely eat it.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:24 pm

Makes a good substitute for tofu for people who like the taste of tofu but don't like the idea of not eating meat.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:23 am

The best bubblegum in the world or any of ur favourite meals, it's a morpher, go crazy.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:24 am

Haven't you ever heard of Crab legs?

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:38 am

Azurill kebabs .....

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:00 pm

Veggie Noodles

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:47 pm

Fried chicken.



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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:58 pm

Cut of the 6 balls he has as fingers, they make grew meatballs
cut off and shread his tail into noodle like strings,
mix that with the balls
If you cut open his stomach his stomach acid mackes a great sauce.
Mix that all together and you have Mewtwo Spaghetti


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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:00 pm

Have fun trying to eat something made of gas.

Bacon. I... I mean Bagon.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:03 pm

Thats why i said that because I knew no one could think of anything for him muhahahaha

Throw him in a blender with some strawberries and bannans and you have a Bacon smoothie
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:35 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:57 am

Slice along the stomach in that ovular pattern, extract the entrails, place various fruits inside the stomach and sew it back up, waiting three days out in the sun for it to cook, and then enjoy!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:37 pm

Have a bug type use X-Scissors to cut off leafs away from body and incinerate the entire body slowly until toasted, then proceed to cut into slices, leave it on plate to cool off for  10 minutes, while you dice the leafs. Once ready, place the leafs on top of meal.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:55 am

(Thank you SickSouls, now I'll never train a Vaporeon again)
2L (8 cups) melted Vaporeon
1 brown onion
1 carrot
1 Lotad arm
2 garlic cloves
2 tbs fresh Exeggutor leaves
1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns
1/4 cup Oddish (poison removed)

Step 1
Finely chop the brown onion, carrot, Lotad arm, garlic cloves, Exeggutor leaves and Oddish
Step 2
Combine onion, carrot, Lotad arm, garlic, Exeggutor, Vaporion and peppercorns in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Bring to the boil. Reduce heat to low and cook, covered, for 40 minutes or until vegetables are very tender.
Step 3
Taste and season with sea salt. Sprinkle with extra Oddish and serve immediately.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon Meals   Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:45 pm

Remove the viney parts any you got yourself gummy worms Smile

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