Corrupt a wish game!

Come on.
We all know how to play this.

But if you don't:


The aim is for someone to make a wish, the next person grants it, with a twist, and make a wish of their own.

E.G.

Poster wrote:

I wish for a Pikachu

Poster 2 wrote:

Granted, but it hates you and wants to kill you

Lets start!

I wish for some cake

It's right there. Buried under that dirt mound.

I wish for a hat.

Granted but it's on fire

I wish for a new cake with less dirt

Ok then, this cake has no dirt. It still has the same amount of sand in it though.

I wish for this fire to get off of my head.

Granted but now you've got ice on your head

I wish for larger wings

Granted but they skeletal and offer no flight whatsoever

I wish I was in England already

Granted, you're in England. And now you're back home again.

I wish for another wish, and I want that wish to be that I wish for a real toaster.

Granted but it burns every piece

I wish for a stealth speedboat

Granted, but the engine is the broken toaster.

I wish for my own planet.

Granted but it blows up as soon as you arrive

I wish I could sleep in longer

Granted but u are in a coma

I wish it wasn't so cold this winter here

Granted but now it's too hot.

I wish for an apple

Granted but its riddled with worms

I wish breeding was quicker

Granted, but now you can't breed at all.

I wish for a monkey butler.

Granted but its really an infernape that burns all of your food

I wish for a helicopter

Granted but it's made of lego and always falls apart

I wish the greek titans were real and my friends

Granted but they turn on you and you spend the rest of your life being tortured by them

I wish for a button

Granted but its the button that launches all the worlds nuclear warheads which u occidentally press and they obliterate our world

I wish i had some food

Granted but Green obliterated it all. And you know what? It was all. Your. FAULT.

I wish for a TV in my bedroom.

Granted but the government is using it to brain wash you.

I wish for a giant turtle

Granted, but you can't drive giant turtles to work everyday.

I wish for more users to join this forum game.

Granted, but the new forum members don't care about the game and end up spamming about politics.

I wish for immortality!

Granted but everything else is destroyed

I wish for a pogo stick with the power of a magikarp

granted, but i ate it 

i wish for the school year to stop

Granted but only for one day then you get to start a whole new year of learning!

I wish for the letter W not to be an upside down M