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Pokemon Wars The Supreme Overlord Admin
Posts : 864 Join date : 2013-04-14
| Subject: Pokemon Meals Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:47 pm | |
| It no secret that people eat pokemon (remember those delicious slowpoke tails you couldn't afford in gold and sliver). Obviously though not every pokemon is edible. So here is the game. The first person gives a pokemon then you say whether it can be eaten or not. If it can be eaten then list a meal it could be used in it. If not state a reason why it can't be eaten.
Ex. First person: Farfetch'd
Second person: Farfetch'd drum sticks
Magenton
Third person: you can't eat a magenton. It's made of metal how do you plan on chopping it up. Much less chewing it.
Get it? Good!
Let's start: Oddish | |
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KidDraggo Psychic
Posts : 186 Join date : 2013-08-08
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:33 pm | |
| Oddish lettuce(what,don't look at me.) | |
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A M R Champion
Posts : 264 Join date : 2013-08-03 Age : 30 Location : Milwaukee, WI
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:42 pm | |
| Oddish is full of posion powder youll die within seconds!
Mew | |
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Pokemon Wars The Supreme Overlord Admin
Posts : 864 Join date : 2013-04-14
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:58 pm | |
| Mew will only show it's self to a pure hearted person and face it if you have a pure heart you don't have any plans on eating such a rare pokemon.
Feraligtr | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:12 pm | |
| Remove tongue and tail, marinate in barbecue sauce for about 2 hours, let cool for about 20 minutes and you have yourself some appetizing Feraligatr tail and tongue.
Cleffa. | |
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A M R Champion
Posts : 264 Join date : 2013-08-03 Age : 30 Location : Milwaukee, WI
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:19 pm | |
| CLeffa, just eat that piece of crap raw
Shellder | |
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Blue Tamer
Posts : 266 Join date : 2013-07-25 Age : 30 Location : Winterfell
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:09 am | |
| pull its long sloppy tongue really forcefully. This will give you all the tender meat and eyeballs. Fine to eat raw.
dragonite | |
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Ilovedarkrai Elite 4 Psychic
Posts : 296 Join date : 2013-07-13 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:22 pm | |
| Cut it's tail off and cook it till it's nice and tasty and cook it's Organs and enjoy!
Muk | |
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KidDraggo Psychic
Posts : 186 Join date : 2013-08-08
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:36 pm | |
| Remove all the crap,put some deordorant and and eat the poop
Charizard | |
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Pokemon Wars The Supreme Overlord Admin
Posts : 864 Join date : 2013-04-14
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:43 pm | |
| You can't eat charizard. It's on fire when its alive how do you plan on cooking it?
Nidoking | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:04 pm | |
| Too many toxins to safely eat it.
Ralts | |
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Pokemon Wars The Supreme Overlord Admin
Posts : 864 Join date : 2013-04-14
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:24 pm | |
| Makes a good substitute for tofu for people who like the taste of tofu but don't like the idea of not eating meat.
Ditto | |
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[PN] dialga Dragon Gym Leader
Posts : 873 Join date : 2013-06-10 Age : 34 Location : South Africa
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:23 am | |
| The best bubblegum in the world or any of ur favourite meals, it's a morpher, go crazy.
Kingler | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:24 am | |
| Haven't you ever heard of Crab legs?
Azurill. | |
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[ST] Scyther_03 Ice/ Ground Elite 4
Posts : 382 Join date : 2013-10-02 Age : 34 Location : Soul Society
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:38 am | |
| Azurill kebabs .....
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Pokemon Wars The Supreme Overlord Admin
Posts : 864 Join date : 2013-04-14
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:00 pm | |
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Ilovedarkrai Elite 4 Psychic
Posts : 296 Join date : 2013-07-13 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:47 pm | |
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A M R Champion
Posts : 264 Join date : 2013-08-03 Age : 30 Location : Milwaukee, WI
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:58 pm | |
| Cut of the 6 balls he has as fingers, they make grew meatballs cut off and shread his tail into noodle like strings, mix that with the balls If you cut open his stomach his stomach acid mackes a great sauce. Mix that all together and you have Mewtwo Spaghetti
gastly | |
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DF Resident Punching Bag
Posts : 298 Join date : 2013-08-15 Age : 30 Location : In the middle of the Pastoria Swamp. Tourists come by here every so often and then I get a snack
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:00 pm | |
| Have fun trying to eat something made of gas.
Bacon. I... I mean Bagon. | |
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A M R Champion
Posts : 264 Join date : 2013-08-03 Age : 30 Location : Milwaukee, WI
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:03 pm | |
| Thats why i said that because I knew no one could think of anything for him muhahahaha
Throw him in a blender with some strawberries and bannans and you have a Bacon smoothie | |
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Vayatii PokeFan
Posts : 106 Join date : 2013-08-14 Location : Azkaban
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:35 pm | |
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Envidira Poison Gym Leader
Posts : 191 Join date : 2013-08-14 Age : 27 Location : Chillin' in Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:57 am | |
| Slice along the stomach in that ovular pattern, extract the entrails, place various fruits inside the stomach and sew it back up, waiting three days out in the sun for it to cook, and then enjoy!
Exeggcute. | |
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SickSouls Fighting/Electric Elite 4
Posts : 1219 Join date : 2013-05-26 Age : 28 Location : Melancholy Hill
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:37 pm | |
| Have a bug type use X-Scissors to cut off leafs away from body and incinerate the entire body slowly until toasted, then proceed to cut into slices, leave it on plate to cool off for 10 minutes, while you dice the leafs. Once ready, place the leafs on top of meal. Vaoreon >:3
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Dem Magikarp Angling Moderator
Posts : 635 Join date : 2013-05-06 Age : 100 Location : Victoria, Australia
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:55 am | |
| (Thank you SickSouls, now I'll never train a Vaporeon again) 2L (8 cups) melted Vaporeon 1 brown onion 1 carrot 1 Lotad arm 2 garlic cloves 2 tbs fresh Exeggutor leaves 1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns 1/4 cup Oddish (poison removed) Step 1 Finely chop the brown onion, carrot, Lotad arm, garlic cloves, Exeggutor leaves and Oddish Step 2 Combine onion, carrot, Lotad arm, garlic, Exeggutor, Vaporion and peppercorns in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Bring to the boil. Reduce heat to low and cook, covered, for 40 minutes or until vegetables are very tender. Step 3 Taste and season with sea salt. Sprinkle with extra Oddish and serve immediately. Arceus, I'm sorry. Please forgive me for turning your delicious children into soup. Pikachu Wait… Pikachu are mice… ew.
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Vayatii PokeFan
Posts : 106 Join date : 2013-08-14 Location : Azkaban
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Meals Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:45 pm | |
| Remove the viney parts any you got yourself gummy worms Tyranitar | |
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